Self Help Center

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Blog Tags:comedy, satire, personal

I intend to Track the eventual overthrow of mankind by robots. Conspiracy theories. Election Fraud concerns. Documenting the Silent Totalitarianism of the Surveillance Society. Or maybe this is just my real life, only fictionalized.



Latest Blog Posts



Pet Mania Exposed!

on Feb 22, 2022

Why you love poop so much! AKA: The terrorism of dog moms and fur babies: Why your love of animals is part of a misanthropic post-modern market oriented anti- human society. I didn't feel like doing all the necessary research to find out wh...

It's cold out today. 36 degrees in Arizona is like the North Pole before global warming. I can't poop anymore. Little nuggets is all I get when I push. My new roommate's ex gf cats poop more than me. Of course... there are three of them.Something is...

The Futility of Living

on Jan 26, 2022

The cancer is taking forever to kill me. There's an old woman coughing in to her hand next to me. She used to be a nurse, so she knows better. But that was 50 years ago. Probably before the germ theory of illness transmission was taught. After s...

How much blood in your stool do you need to die? I'm not sure either, but I imagine I'm close. A red ribbon of death gets smeared into the toilet paper every morning after I visit the bathroom and if that's not a warning from your diety I'm not sure...

Why will things get worse? It's not because you can't do anything about it, it's because you won't. We don't need to talk about all the structural issues facing us to realize that we are all screwed by forces outside of us. But you either preten...

I was once told that I have an extreme case of hatred for women.  At first I was kind of taken aback by the idea. At the very least I always thought I liked women. But maybe it's time for me to be brutally honest and explain just what it is...

Remember when the government of the United States acknowledged that UFO'S were real? Do you remember the public outcry that followed? No, you don't. That's because there wasn't one. And the question you should probably ask yourself about that is, "wh...