The Ramblings

     As the seniors abandon us – I mean, leave for internships and the wider world – we recognize all they’ve contributed to Kehillah in laughter, memories, and insight, at times both serious and silly. I could tell you how unique they all a...

Finals are fast approaching. Stock up on chocolate and keep these tips in mind: Take advantage of study day. Meet with teachers, ask questions, and study with peers. Don’t let studying disrupt your sleep schedule. Sleep deprivation will mess you...

There once lived a man, stronger than all the other men in every sense of the word. This man was pretty short, yet so strong that he had his own gravitational pull. Whenever he would lift anything heavy, he would yell out his signature phrase “rrra...

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    ‘Tis the season for prom! And with prom comes the stress of finding a date and asking them. These invitations are so important that they have received their own name: “promposals.” Good promposals are fun for the person being asked, the p...

     Costco. The land of bulk products. The place that, if necessary, you could literally live in. It’s also the place where your soul goes to die. I went there recently and I lived to tell the tale.      Let’s start with the parking lot.

     In my open block, I came across a senior, leaning by the top of the stairwell and chuckling. “Look at all those little people, still toiling under the illusion that bells matter, that time is still a meaningful concept.” After a few more...