
There is little in life that I find more amusing than my Fiance's feminine tendencies:Me: Hey, want to watch a movie?Fiance: Let's watch Pitch Perfect again!!Me: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?Fiance: I don't know. It's so hard to choo...

Fiance is sick today, so we spent most of the morning in bed watching old Michael Jordan videos on YouTube. Ah, the married life. Anyway. Fiance is hugely into the NBA while I never so much as played a game of basketball, so at firs...

So I have this giant mosquito bite on my ass cheek right now.'Ass cheek' is probably generous. It's pretty much right on the anus. Oh my god have we talked about how much of a lady I am? Sorry, Mum. You know what's really awes...

I like to think that anyone who knows me well thinks that I'm pretty nice. A total loon, maybe, but pretty nice. I try my hardest to be a good girl. I don't trip people in the street. If I make fun of you, I'm probably joking.

So in other exciting news, I am now the owner of a brand new Sony Vaio E Series laptop.Internal Memory: 4GBColour: PinkNecessity: NoneFabulousness: InfiniteAnd before you say anything, I know what you're thinking. A new laptop? Jacki? &nb...

For two 22-year-olds who consider themselves mature enough to get married, my fiance and I sure talk about poo a lot.A lot.And alright, technically Fiance is 23. But still. Emotionally I'm still 18, so I think that gives us a median age o...
So, oh my god.First of all, sorry for not blogging. Second of all, sorry for assuming that people care enough about me to notice that I'm not blogging.Still.There's a few things:1) New job.That's right. After 2 years, 2 months, 1 day and...