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Infrared camera snaps thief stealing underwear A WOMAN used an infra-red camera to film a man stealing underwear from her clothesline in Melbourne's inner north.

How dare she: Calling a New Zealander a ‘stupid Aussie' is racial abuse, judge says A CZECH-BORN woman has been found guilty of racially abusing her New Zealand-born neighbour by calling her a "stupid, fat Australian". The Daily Mail repo...

Makes a change from fiddling kiddies. We should encourage deviant priests to eat each other: Ear bitten off in priest V priest fight An 80-year-old retired priest allegedly bit an ear off another elderly clergyman in Perth during a violent...

[Enter shop] ~~ Yes, please? ~~ Two cheese and pickle sandwiches please. [Fetches bread] ~~ That cheese, ham, tomato? ~~ No. Cheese and pickle. ~~ Pickle? ~~ You know, the yellow stuff? ~~ No know. ~~ No know pickle? It's...

Quack. Quack. Tony Tea: Hello? Caller: Tony Tea? TT: That's right. Caller: *** Street Medical Centre here. We are chasing up an unpaid bill. TT: I have not been there for 20 years. *SMC: No, not for you, for your...

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Eleven currently non-existent countries have won Olympic medals: Australasia Bohemia Czechoslovakia East Germany Netherlands Antilles Russian Empire Serbia and Montenegro USSR West Germany West Indies Federation Yugoslavia Four countries which no lon...