As a safety measure, SNL writer Nick Kocher recently installed a Nest cam in his apartment.
He then left town for the weekend, letting his friend Jon Bass crash at his place.
Jon doesn't at first know about the camera or that he's being watched by his friend remotely.
On the second day, Kocher lets Bass in on what he's doing. Bass is rightly creeped out (NSFW language):
Jon and I have a nice little chat for a bit. pic.twitter.com/bFOsT7bdbN
— Nick Kocher (@NickKocher) December 13, 2017
Now Bass wrongly believes that when the blue light goes out, that Kocher has stopped watching. Thinking he's not being surveilled, Bass farts loudly.
After a beat, Kocher fart shames Bass remotely through the cam, "That was gross."
Bass replies, "Did you hear me fart?":
So Jon thinks I can only see him when the blue light is on. He is wrong. The camera only lights up when you speak through it. So now he thinks I'm not watching.
I absolutely am. pic.twitter.com/boYnQWvIq4
— Nick Kocher (@NickKocher) December 13, 2017
And it doesn't end there, although Bass does eventually leave the apartment and the spying eyes of his "friend" Kocher.
The next day, Jon decided to crash with someone else.
The end.
Epilogue: I love @thejonbass more than oxygen and I do not deserve him as a friend.
— Nick Kocher (@NickKocher) December 13, 2017
The entire story is detailed here:
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So about a month ago, my coat was stolen. This was not fun….
— Nick Kocher (@NickKocher) December 13, 2017
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