As is our tradition, Uncle Bill will now lead us in "A Thanksgiving Prayer" (1986).
A Thanksgiving Prayer from William S. Burroughs
William S. Burroughs on the American Dream (video)
Uncle Bill, lead us in the closing prayer. "Thanks for the American dreamTo vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through" —William S. Burroughs, Thanksgiving Day, November 28,… READ THE REST
National Day of Mourning
For most Americans, today is an important preliminary for this weekend, when they'll be shitting turkey out through their wholesome American guts. To some, though, it is the National Day… READ THE REST
7.5 million Tofurky roasts have been sold, here's your chance to learn how they are made
A new article by Laura Reiley and Lee Powell in The Washington Post gives us a glimpse inside the Tofurky factory in Hood River, Oregon, where the wheat gluten and silken tofu-based… READ THE REST
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