It struck me, this morning, that I'd never introduced Boing Boing's largely American audience to the Cuprinol wood goblin, a mainstay of British television advertising for many years.
"For the last hour, my right leg has been soaking in a well-known wood preserver."
When you give thanks today, remember to give thanks to me for your new sleep paralysis demon.
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