What is this weird humanoid figure flying over Glasgow, Scotland?

Lynsey Currie and her boyfriend captured this footage of a strange humanoid airborne above Glasgow, Scotland last week.

It was "flying across the sky going from the northwest of Glasgow towards the southwest," Currie told Glasgow Live.

Some are saying that it could be a balloon—similar to how one of the "jetpack man" sightings in Los Angeles turned out to be a large Jack Skellington inflatable—but this mysterious figure doesn't look like ol' Jack at all. So that means it can only be extraterrestrial in origin.

Watch the skies!