"New York" Blogs & Blog Posts

New Jersey Pest Control warns of incoming Joro Spiders with a leg span of up to 4 inches and the ability to glide on the wind. The United States east coast is facing an invasion of bright yellow Japanese Joro spiders. — Read the rest The post...

A pickpocket steals Veronica de Souza's iPhone while she waits for the train in New York. When she realizes it's gone, she goes home, remotely wipes it, and reports it as lost. The next day she buys a new iPhone. "As long as I didn't remove the phone...

Disconnected from reality, pathological narcissist Donald Trump claims New York City will suffer great economic hardship because people like him. Today, Trump offered up an utterly fantastic future where New York will lose TRILLIONS in revenue becau...

As Donald Trump walks out of the Manhattan courtroom of his criminal hush money trial, waiting for the jury to deliberate, he compares himself to none other than Mother Teresa. "I would say, in listening to the charges from the judge, who is, as you...

Fox News praised the exhausted, trial-riddled ex-president yesterday for "delivering" pizza to the New York City Fire Department. "Donald Trump delivers pizza to New York City firefighters … after day in court," said the faux news headline, app...

A 60-year-old pilot flying a small plane reported engine trouble before making an emergency landing on a Long Island Beach. The pilot, flying with a 59-year-old passenger, reportedly lost power to his Cessna mid-flight, but was able to aim his small...

Donald Trump solemnly bid his farewells before entering the "the icebox" this morning — where one hour later he reportedly closed his eyes and transformed himself into a frozen vegetable. "I'm going to go into the icebox now and sit for about eigh...