I Saw Elvis In The Woods

Hey you. Let's talk about Shia LaBeouf.We don't have to of course. Actually, it would probably be better if we didn't. Because if there's one thing that's become abundantly clear over the past couple of months it's that LaBeouf craves attention the s...

This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I'm actually a bit of a geek.I know, I know. For all of you out there who were picturing me as some sort of chiseled, golden haired, man's man who eats cows with his bare hands and reads poetry and is a...

There's these two Mayans. One says to the other "Hey, you fancy a drink?". The other goes "I'd love to but I have to finish this calendar". So the first one says "C'mon man, it's only a calendar. It's not like it's the end of the world".(Gee Note: BO...

Here then is the fourth and final part of our special series where I watch stuff that can be found online. And then write about it. Monkey see monkey do and all that.  One of the things that happens to you when you have a popular blog (Gee Note:...

Hello. Our TV broke down last night. By coincidence here’s the first in a four part series of posts where I review things that can be found online. If that doesn’t sound appealing then, well, I don’t know what to say. Sucks to be you I guess. A...

No matter how hard I try I simply cannot muster a single ounce of sympathy for The Sun newspaper. Last week, in what associate editor Trevor Kavanagh described as a "Witch Hunt", five of The Sun's journalists were arrested in connection with alleged...

Here’s a quick tip. If you’re thinking of becoming a professional boxer, you need a snappy nickname.You see the noble art of punching someone in the head - otherwise known as boxing - is about as close to those rinky-dink travelling carnivals as...